Daphne and Celeste - U.G.L.Y.

O.K.! I'm a cheerleader now!
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey,hey! You ugly! (4 mal)
I saw you walking down the street just the other day
I didn't see your damage from that fa away
I should have got a clue when the kids started screaming
You walked up to me with your buck-teeth a-gleaming
Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess
I thought it was a sack but it's your favorite dress
You heard the trees feelings and the bird all flew
I don't mean to insult you- Oh yes I do!
Your teeth are yellow they're covered in mould
You're only fourteen you look a hundred years old
When looks were handed out you were last in line
Your face looks like where the sun don't shine
Did you fall off a building and landed on your head
Or did a truck ran over your face instead
There ain't no pills cos you ain't ill
You ugly!
U.G.L.Y.
you ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey,hey! You ugly (2 mal)
What you really need is to wear a mask
And book that plastic surgeon fast, girl
You're scary ,you're hairy I heard about you
You're the main attraction at the city zoo
You're so ugly with a belly full of flab
When you wear a yellow coat people shout out cab! (So funny!)
You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big
And with hari like that you should be wearing a wig
Uncle Fester remember him
I never knew that you had a twin
You can't disguise your googly eyes
In the Miss Ugly peagent you win first prize
Your mama says you ugly! You ugly!

U.G.L.Y.
you ain't got no alibi

You ugly!
Hey,hey! You ugly! (2 mal)
U.G.L.Y. (7 mal)
You ain't got no alibi
Get busy (15 mal)
Your mama says you ugly (3 mal)
You ugly!
U-U-U-U now I feel like blondie
U.G.L.Y.
you ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey,hey! You ugly! (2 mal)
Quasimodo
Camelbreath
Squarehead
Ugly!
Chicken legs
Pigface
Chin like bubba
Ugly!
Fishlips
Toad licker
Poindexter
Ugly!
Spaghetti arms
Limp butt
Freakshow
Ugly!
U.G.L.Y.
You ain't got no alibi
You ugly!
Hey,hey! You ugly!
U.G.L.Y. you could make a onion cry
U.G.L.Y. like an alien chased by the F.B.I.
You ugly!